Customised Private Business Mentorship with Jess Parr
UNREASONABLE.
Four Months. Private.
January through April 2027 | $30,000
Psycho b*tches only.
Message me “PRIVATE”The Truth
Your current business works. That’s the only reason you haven’t built the one you actually want.
You’re not reading this because you’re struggling to make money.
You’re reading this because you’ve built something successful enough to hide inside.
The offer you don’t enjoy delivering anymore? Still making $20K a month.
The clients you’ve outgrown? Still paying you.
The restructure you announced to yourself six months ago? Still exactly the f*cking same.
Your assistant is still messaging you to approve email subject lines.
Because every time you get close to changing something, another big cash month hands you a perfectly reasonable excuse to leave it alone.
You could spend the next five years being successful at something you’ve already outgrown.
Or you can spend four months with me building the one you actually want.
If you’re already decided, message me PRIVATE now.
In 2025, I made $387,000.
By April 30th, 2026, I’d already made $300,000 .. 77.5% of my previous year’s revenue in FOUR F*CKING MONTHS.
Now I’m tracking toward my first $1M cash year.
Same business. Different decisions about what I was capable of.
And I’m not the only one making them.
The Proof
This is what happens when a woman stops protecting what she’s built.
One of my clients came to me doing $28K months, drained by the business making them.
She could barely keep up. Her margins were sh*t. She was the bottleneck of her own company .. responding to everybody, tolerating clients who needed to be fired & doing double the work her backend should have been handling.
So we made the decisions.
She let go of clients who were paying the same as everyone else but taking up the space of five people. She set hard boundaries around communication. We built the systems & structures so her entire team .. not just her .. knew how to handle client discrepancies. We repackaged her pricing so she stopped selling à la carte and started selling it together. And we built her a scalable offer that wasn’t a direct exchange for her time.
Six months later: $42K months & $556K cash .. with way less load.
Not a bigger audience. Not a new funnel. A restructured business & a woman who stopped being its bottleneck.
Another client came to me with the offer suite built & the messaging down pat .. and content so filtered through managing how every post would be perceived that it kept attracting the wrong clients: women who wouldn’t invest, created issues behind the scenes & didn’t get results.
So we worked on one thing. Saying exactly what she believed with the filter OFF.
June was almost a $0 month. Then $30,000 & $40,000 cash months back to back to back, all summer & into the fall .. her highest cash year in business.
Nothing about her offers changed. The woman running them did.
A third had viral content, volume & hundreds of people floating around multiple offers that didn’t connect to one another .. and none of it going anywhere.
We rebuilt her positioning, bridged every offer into her signature spaces & ran an actual conversion event: 200 PAID people in the room, multiple women converted into her new five-figure mastermind & over $100,000 cash in our three months together.
Three different businesses. The same pattern: a woman protecting a version of her business she’d already outgrown .. and somebody in her corner at the moment of the decision, not three weeks after.
Straight from my clients’ chats
The Details
What four months includes.
- Customised private 1:1 business mentorship, January through April 2027.
- Biweekly 40-minute private calls with me.
- Direct access to me in your Telegram DMs four days a week while you’re making the moves, with responses within a day.
- Your seat at the Scottsdale retreat in April .. two nights, meals included.
And there’s no support coach or team inbox between us. You’re paying for my brain, so that’s what you get.
Pay in full & you’re inside my entire ecosystem before January even starts .. Milly, my AI coaching bot, the micro-programs membership, December Domination Immersion, any other programs I run during your enrollment & first pick of retreat rooms.
Or choose the six-month payment plan .. your first payment secures your seat & unlocks the micro-programs membership. Private mentorship begins in January.
The Pattern
Here’s why you haven’t done it on your own.
Some of you are making $30K a month while letting a stranger on Threads decide how you feel about yourself for the next three days.
One passive-aggressive post about your industry, your pricing or women who talk about money .. and you’re reading it six times, checking who liked it & questioning an offer you were convicted about twelve hours earlier.
You understand projection. You could coach another woman through the entire thing. And you’re STILL checking whether she’s posted again.
Because you’re making business decisions based on how much criticism you’re willing to get.
You’re making serious money and still letting people who have nothing to do with your business influence how you run it.
And we are going to work on THAT.
The Woman
This is for the badass who’s willing to make decisions her current business cannot justify yet.
Who can look at a $30K month and say, “That was f*cking great. Now what?”
And who doesn’t need her husband, her mentor, her clients & three business friends to agree with every decision before she makes it.
Because I know exactly what happens when intelligent women start using their intelligence to negotiate themselves out of the things they want.
You run the numbers again.
You decide to wait until after the next launch.
And six months later you’re still having the same f*cking conversation .. except now you’ve made another $200K doing the thing you were supposed to be changing.
You’ve proven you can make money.
What you haven’t proven is that you can make a decision without a guarantee attached.
Self-trust is knowing you can make a decision, be wrong, change your mind, disappoint somebody, lose money, make money & still trust yourself to figure out what comes next.
Your emotions can change. Your sales can change. People’s opinions of you can change.
And you can still know exactly who the f*ck you are.
The Work
Four months with me. Inside your actual business AND the woman running it.
You’re going to show me what you’re selling, what it’s making, how many hours you’re spending delivering it, what your margins look like, what you’re personally responsible for & what you actually want your business to look like.
If you’re making $30K a month but personally delivering 30 hours of coaching every week, we’re going to look at why.
If you’ve got a waitlist for a $13K offer but keep insisting your audience won’t pay $35K, we’re going to get into what you’re actually basing that on.
If you keep hiring people and then rewriting all of their work yourself, we’re going to look at why you’re paying salaries to remain responsible for everything.
If you’re tolerating clients who need to be fired because they’re still paying you, we’re going to get into what they’re actually costing you.
And we’re getting into the things that don’t show up on your profit and loss statement .. why one person’s stupid comment can make you question an offer that’s already generated hundreds of thousands of dollars, why a $50K month makes you feel invincible while a quiet two weeks has you wondering whether you’ve lost your ability to sell & why you keep waiting to feel like the woman who can handle the business you want before you’re willing to make the decisions that would build it.
You can have the best strategy in the world and still not f*cking execute it. You can be the most regulated woman in the room and still not send the contract.
Your revenue went up. Your limitations came with it.
The Outcome
What four months is actually for.
Four months from now, you’re not having better conversations about the business you want. The decisions are MADE.
The offer you’ve been circling gets restructured, the pricing you’ve been negotiating against yourself about gets decided & acted on, the hire you’ve been rewriting gets actual responsibility & the direction you’ve spent six months debating stops waiting for perfect conditions.
Not because every decision is guaranteed to work.
Because you’ve stopped running your business around the possibility that something might go wrong.
Every delayed decision is costing you .. it just never shows up as a loss, which is exactly why you’ve been able to ignore it.
The Difference
I don’t coach you three weeks after you’ve already talked yourself out of the decision.
If there’s one thing I’m better at than almost anybody in this industry, it’s catching the moment you start talking yourself out of a decision you’ve already made.
When you’re sitting with the proposal for a $20K investment and you’ve already opened your banking app four times.
When a client who’s paid you for years wants to renew at her old rate, and you know you don’t want to keep offering that arrangement.
When you’re about to launch something new but have spent the last week making it smaller so it’ll be easier for your existing audience to say yes.
Or when you’re about to hire someone, and you’re making a list of 47 things they’ll need to run past you first.
So I can say ..
“No. You’re f*cking doing it.”
Or ..
“You’re about to create another $100K worth of work for yourself because you refuse to let somebody else do their job.”
Or ..
“You’ve already decided. You’re just trying to find a way to make the decision without having to experience any of the consequences.”
And sometimes I’m going to tell you that the thing you’re so desperate to do is a terrible f*cking idea, because you’re about to spend a fortune fixing a problem that could be solved with one conversation.
Because this is where the money actually leaks. A client sitting in a $50,000 contract starts f*cking around & asks out of it. Normal business sh*t. And instead of a systemized process with zero emotion behind it, you’re reactive .. responding at 9pm, explaining yourself & handing your power to the exact person you’re supposed to be leading.
It leaks into your conviction. You lose the money, and you lose the dynamic & the boundaries that client needed to feel led. These edgy moments are where businesses break .. because you’re leaking leadership inside of them.
I coach my clients through those moments in real time. And their clients end up paying more money for closer proximity .. because the leadership is finally there.
You’re not hiring me for four months of advice. You’re hiring intervention at the exact moments you’d normally talk yourself out of it.
You’re hiring me to find out how much further you can take this & to become the woman who can handle what happens when you do.
The Room
In April, we’re going to Scottsdale.
Your private mentorship includes a seat at my luxury mastermind retreat in Scottsdale, Arizona.
I bring a hundred ambitious women into one room at NICE GIRL FUNERAL .. the calibre of conversations, the level of production, the attention to detail & the moments you realize somebody else is dealing with the exact thing you thought you were alone in.
In April, I’m building an intimate proximity luxury experience for 10 of my highest-level clients .. women running multi-six & seven-figure businesses.
A room with the time, space & access a room of 100 can’t give you. You’re not fighting for five minutes with me between speakers .. we’re sitting together, talking about your actual business, surrounded by women who understand the responsibility, money & pressure that come with a successful one.
Women who aren’t threatened because you had a big month. Who can challenge your thinking without making disagreement personal.
The full stay is two nights with meals included.
The Decision
Your success isn’t the problem. Protecting it is.
You don’t need somebody to teach you how to replicate results you’re already getting. You need somebody who can challenge the decisions that created them .. because the strategy that got you here isn’t the one that builds what you want next.
You’re capable of figuring this out yourself. You could waste another year f*cking around & finding out. Or you could collapse time & make multiple six figures.
I did 77.5% of my previous year’s revenue in four months. You’ve read what happens when my clients make these decisions with me in this proximity.
The investment
$30,000
Pay in full, or choose the six-month payment plan.
Your seat is held by your first payment, not by our conversation.
No waiting until January to pay. No holding a spot while you think about it for another six weeks.
Two Spaces
This is for the psychos.
The woman who can look at everything she’s built, know it’s f*cking incredible & still want more without apologizing for it.
Who wants to be called out on the fact that some of what she’s been blaming on strategy is actually about how she sees herself.
Who’s been waiting to pull the trigger & wants somebody putting pressure on her to finally change the offer, raise the investment, fire the clients she doesn’t want, hire the people she actually needs & build something that looks nothing like what she has now.
The one who’s been called intense her whole life .. too much, a lot .. and is actually f*cking serious about scaling her business.
You don’t wake up one morning with a different personality, zero insecurities & $1 million. You just stop letting every emotion, bad result or stranger’s opinion decide what you do next.
I know what happens in four months. I’ve lived it .. and now my clients are living it.
If you need six more months to explain why the timing isn’t right, don’t message me.
If you know exactly what can happen with proximity to the right person in four months, this is for you.
Only two of these spaces exist. $30,000. January through April 2027.
We will have a direct, honest conversation about your business, your numbers & what you actually want to build .. and whether this room is the right one for it.
Let’s get f*cking ridiculous.
